Hailing from a wealthy family which may or may not be tied to the Italian mafia, Belinda (Linda to her friends) was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Given the best of tutors, she found her penchant for mathematics and statistics made her a whiz at the stock exchange. She traded her first stocks on her father's account at ten, and has since payed her way through the first semester of Harvard Business School. Unfortunately, she suffered a nervous breakdown and dropped out in her second semester. Linda decided that it would be better for her to be an artist. She bought herself a custom-made camper van, and is now touring the country with her guitar, an easel, and her poodle Skip.